=== PRelationships ===

So, can I talk to you about someone? #Hero

    -> PRMenu
    
=== PRMenu ===

Who? #Prisoner

    + [The final boss!]
        ~ PonV = true
        -> PRVillain
        
    + [Lackey One!]
        ~PonL1 = true
        -> PRLackeyOne
        
    + [Lackey Two!]
        ~PonL2 = true
        -> PRLackeyTwo
        
    + [Lackey Three!]
        ~PonL3 = true
        -> PRLackeyThree
        
    + {SecondPlayer} [Second Player!]
        ~PonSP = true
        -> PRSecondPlayer
        
    + {CutHero} [The Old Hero!]
        ~PonCH = true
        -> PRCutHero
        
    + {WashingMachine} [Washing Machine!]
        ~PonWM = true
        -> PRWashingMachine
        
    + [Actually, nevermind.]
        -> PRExit

=== PRVillain ===

So yeah, what do you think of the final boss? #Hero

I've spent so much more time with him than you. #Prisoner

Cool, can't wait to get into that. #Hero

Is that it? #Prisoner

    + {VonP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRVillainGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRVillainGossip ===

Villain talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyOne ===

So yeah, what do you think about Lackey One? #Hero

The thing is... feelings, ya know? #Prisoner

Yeah, totally, can't wait to hear them. #Hero

Is that it? #Prisoner

   + {L1onP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRLackeyOneGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyOneGossip ===

Lackey One talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyTwo ===

Any feelings about Lackey Two? #Hero

It'd be stranger if I didn't honestly. #Prisoner

Yeah... yeah. #Hero

Is that it? #Prisoner

   + {L2onP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRLackeyTwoGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyTwoGossip ===

Lackey Two talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyThree ===

You've gotta have feelings about Lackey Three! #Hero

And how! #Prisoner

Great. #Hero

Is that it? #Prisoner

   + {L3onP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRLackeyThreeGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRLackeyThreeGossip ===

Lackey Three talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRSecondPlayer ===

So what do you think of my buddy? #Hero

I feel like he would've gotten here faster. #Prisoner

Okay, let's not talk about that actually. #Hero

Fine. Is that it? #Prisoner

   + {SPonP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRLackeyTwoGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRSecondPlayerGossip ===

Second Player talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRCutHero ===

Did you see that guy? This game used to have a completely different direction. #Hero

Yup. #Prisoner

...yup. #Hero

Is that it? #Prisoner

   + {CHonP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRCutHeroGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRCutHeroGossip ===

Cut Hero talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRWashingMachine ===

Have you ever talked to the washing machine? #Hero

I can't get all the way over there! I'm a prisoner! #Prisoner

I guess that makes sense. #Hero

Seriously. #Prisoner

   + {WMonP} [They were talking about you...]
        -> PRWashingMachineGossip

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
        
=== PRWashingMachineGossip ===

Washing Machine talked about you too! #Hero

Okay. #Prisoner

    + [There's someone else I want to talk about.]
        -> PRMenu
        
    + [Actually, that's enough gossip.]
        -> PMenu
    
=== PRExit ===

Actually, that's enough gossip. #Hero

Whatever. Makes no difference to me! #Prisoner

    -> PMenu